Friday, February 15, 2013

ST. VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE, Year 1

The final pay-per-view before WrestleMania.

Match 1. Too Cool vs. The Dudleyz Boyz
D-Von put GMS through the announce table with a leg sweep. Billy Gunn ran down and hit Bubba Ray with a Fame Asser. Scotty then hit the uppercut, but Ray kicked out and hit Scotty with a Bubba Cutter. GMS hit D-Von with a sit-out powerbomb and won.

Match 2. Ken Shamrock vs. Test   WWF Intercontinental Championship
Shamrock tossed Test over his head. Test came back with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Shamrock landed a missile dropkick and a standing hurricanrana. He then locked Test in a sleeper hold. Test broke out and caught Shamrock's leg which he turned into a pump handle slam to win. Will this be the first of many titles to change hands tonight?

Match 3. Stephanie McMahon vs. Trish Stratus   WWF Women's Championship
Trish beat Lita so badly on Heat that she cannot compete. The two Divas left the ring. Steph smashed Trish's head on the mat and landed a Russian leg sweep. She then slapped Trish. Trish got up and speared Stephanie through the barricade. Stephanie somehow got up and hit Trish with a Pedigree to retain.

Match 4. Undertaker and Triple H vs. Edge and Christian   WWF Tag Team Championship
Edge and Christian were doing everything they could to keep Undertaker down. They landed clotheslines and bulldogs. Taker finally was able to tag in Triple H. All four men began fighting on the outside. Christian speared Taker through the barricade. Undertaker was unable to get back into the ring, resulting in a count out win for E&C, but they do not win the titles.

Match 5. Shawn Michaels vs. Kane
They quickly left the ring. Kane took apart the announce table and placed HBK on top of it. Kane then climbed the ropes and landed a huge diving elbow. Kane continued the assault with a two-arm chokeslam and a sidewalk slam. Kane then lifted Michaels up and hit the Tombstone to win.

Match 6. Billy Gunn vs. Chris Jericho
This has the chance to be a good match. Gunn tossed Jericho out of the ring at the five-minute mark. He landed a gut buster and then lifted him over his head for a military press slam. They went back into the ring where Gunn caught Jericho in a roll-up and won.

Main Event. Chamber - Angle vs. Bret vs. Rock vs. Mankind vs. Eddie vs. Austin  WWF Championship
This could be very interesting. The chamber was set by default because this is usually the Elimination Chamber PPV. I'm going to keep it to see how it plays out. I am curious as to why Eddie is in the match. The two Superstars to start were Kurt Angle and Eddie Guerrero. The first man to leave his pod was The Rock. Angle and Rock took turns applying submission holds. The next man to join them was Mankind. He went right after Rocky. Bret Hart entered next and set his attention to Eddie. Austin finally came in and all six men were going at it. Austin busted Eddie open with a Lou Thesz Press. Bret busted Rock open with a bulldog. Eddie hit Austin with a super German suplex. Eddie almost forced Austin to tap from The Lasso from El Paso. Angle hit Rock with a super back suplex. Rock hit Angle with a Rock Bottom, but he kicked out. 

Bret eliminated Austin after a piledriver. Angle eliminated Mankind after an Angle Slam. Rock hit Angle with two more Rock Bottoms, but he still kicked out. Eddie eliminated Bret after a sit-out powerbomb. Eddie, Rock and Angle were left. The first three are the last three. All three men were bloody messes. Rock watched as Eddie and Angle fought each other. Angle eliminated Eddie after an Angle Slam. Rock went right on the attack. Angle tried to eliminate Rock by having his feet on the ropes. Angle landed a couple of Russian leg sweeps and pinned The Rock to retain the title. He went from first to last. What a performance.

Recap: It's a shame E&C won by count out. Angle is the best athlete out there.

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